Why are they called sport utility vehicles? They are enormous luxury gas-guzzlers.
Why are they called reality shows? They are taped and heavily edited.
Why do fishermen brag about outwitting an animal with a brain the size of a pea?
Why is it that an age appropriate woman for a 50 year old man is 25 whereas an age appropriate man for a 50 year old woman is 50?
Why are they called "jungle gyms"? They are in backyards, not jungles.
What are praying mantises praying for?
Why are fruits and vegetables referred to as "produce"? Is nothing else in the grocery store produced?
Are there male lady bugs?
How can you tell when Granny Smith apples are ripe?
Why is it that people who are against the war in Iraq drive gas-guzzling SUV's?
Why are there no bomb-sniffing cats? My cat sniffs everything.
Why is American Football called "football" if only one member of the team kicks the ball?
Why is it called squash if it is round?
Why is it called birdseed? I've never been able to grow a single bird from it.
