Thursday, September 29, 2005

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

The President is asking everyone to drive less to conserve gasoline. I live in suburbia. There is no mass transit. How am I supposed to drive less?

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

I saw this one in "Newsweek":

Would the Federal Government have gotten aid to New Orleans faster after the hurricane if the French Quarter had been renamed the Freedom Quarter?

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Why are they called "collar stays"? Collars are sewn on. They aren't going anywhere. They are definitely "staying".

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Why does the emergency veterinarian, which is open nights, weekends and holidays, charge more than the regular veterinarian? My local grocery store is open 24 hours a day and it doesn't charge more for food nights, weekends and holidays.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Why do people move to the desert Southwest . . . then plant lawns and trees?

Sunday, September 04, 2005

(With all due respect to the victims of Hurricane Katrina), why are they called "hurricanes" in the Atlantic and "typhoons" in the Pacific? They are same types of storms.