Where does dust come from?
Are the lifeguards for clothing optional beaches also . . . clothing optional?
Another reenactor question:How do the women get those enormous hoops inside the narrow Port-O-Potties?
A question for reenactors:How do you know when you're dead?
This time of year I get a lot of solicitations for donations. Why is no one soliciting donations to free eight tiny reindeer forced to pull an obese man in sled crammed with consumer goods for an entire night with no food, no water and no rest except for very brief stops on rooftops?
I found myself using the expression "More (noun) than you can shake a stick at". Why would anyone want to shake a stick at something?
Why do people rush out to buy snow shovels before every snowstorm? What happened to the snow shovels they purchased prior to previous snowstorms?
I saw a great bumper sticker today:It's called Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em?
Why is it that despite the fact that I vacuum my house regularly, I still find needles from the Christmas tree until the following July?
Why are they called flea markets? Do they sell fleas there? Who buys them?
Over on AOL, Cooking Light magazine, a magazine about healthy cooking is sponsoring "A Month of Cookies". You can get a cookie recipe via email each day of December until Christmas. Does anyone else find the juxtaposition of healthy cooking and cookies deeply disturbing?
If the turkey had been designated the national bird as Ben Franklin wanted, does that mean we would all be eating eagle for Thanksgiving?
Why do companies invariably announce layoffs right before Christmas/Hannukah when it will hurt the employees involved the most?
ONE HUNDREDTH POST SPECIAL EDITION!Why do bloggers get so excited about their 100th post?
The controversial annual bear hunt in NJ is on! Which leads to my annual question:Why do people build houses in bear habitat and then get upset when bears wander the streets looking for food?
Why do people think that pushing the button more than once will make the elevator come faster or the doors close sooner?
As per Astrid's request . . .New Category: Civil UnrestWhy do rioters destroy their own neighborhoods?
It's that time of year again when everyone plants decorative cabbages after the frost has killed all the flowers. Why do people think that planting veggies in their front yards is attractive?
I keep seeing the phrase "going gangbusters". What are gangbusters?
