Thursday, September 29, 2005

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

The President is asking everyone to drive less to conserve gasoline. I live in suburbia. There is no mass transit. How am I supposed to drive less?

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

I saw this one in "Newsweek":

Would the Federal Government have gotten aid to New Orleans faster after the hurricane if the French Quarter had been renamed the Freedom Quarter?

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Why are they called "collar stays"? Collars are sewn on. They aren't going anywhere. They are definitely "staying".

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Why does the emergency veterinarian, which is open nights, weekends and holidays, charge more than the regular veterinarian? My local grocery store is open 24 hours a day and it doesn't charge more for food nights, weekends and holidays.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Why do people move to the desert Southwest . . . then plant lawns and trees?

Sunday, September 04, 2005

(With all due respect to the victims of Hurricane Katrina), why are they called "hurricanes" in the Atlantic and "typhoons" in the Pacific? They are same types of storms.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

I have a key to start my car. My friend has a key to start his motorcycle. Do airline pilots have a key to start the jet?

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

What is the difference between pole beans and runner beans? They are both vines and they both climb.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Cage Free Brown Eggs are on sale this week. Why would eggs need to be caged?

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Why do people have cats as pets? Cats are nocturnal. People are not.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Why do people think that mirrors make a room look bigger? It's the same room in the mirror.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Why is it called a "bender" when you drink a lot? What is being bent?

Monday, August 08, 2005

Just for you Snake :

Why do you never hear the word "humongous" anymore?

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Is dry cleaning really dry?

Monday, August 01, 2005

Why are they called butterflies? Butter doesn't fly.

Friday, July 29, 2005

There is a street in my town called "Hooker". There are houses on this street. People actually live there. Who would want an address that reads "Hooker Street"?

Monday, July 25, 2005

What's the difference between a sun roof and a moon roof?

Saturday, July 16, 2005

As if I don't have enough things to wonder about on my own, now people are emailing me things to wonder about. Thanks Sylvana , you're a real pal!

Why do people have chins?