Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Why are they called sport utility vehicles? They are enormous luxury gas-guzzlers.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Why are they called reality shows? They are taped and heavily edited.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Why do fishermen brag about outwitting an animal with a brain the size of a pea?

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Why is it that an age appropriate woman for a 50 year old man is 25 whereas an age appropriate man for a 50 year old woman is 50?

Monday, March 21, 2005

Why are they called "jungle gyms"? They are in backyards, not jungles.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

What are praying mantises praying for?

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Why are fruits and vegetables referred to as "produce"? Is nothing else in the grocery store produced?

Friday, March 18, 2005

Are there male lady bugs?

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

How can you tell when Granny Smith apples are ripe?

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Katydid . . . what?

Monday, March 14, 2005

Why is it that people who are against the war in Iraq drive gas-guzzling SUV's?

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Why are there no bomb-sniffing cats? My cat sniffs everything.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Why is American Football called "football" if only one member of the team kicks the ball?

Monday, March 07, 2005

Why is it called squash if it is round?

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Why is it called birdseed? I've never been able to grow a single bird from it.