Saturday, August 27, 2005

I have a key to start my car. My friend has a key to start his motorcycle. Do airline pilots have a key to start the jet?

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

What is the difference between pole beans and runner beans? They are both vines and they both climb.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Cage Free Brown Eggs are on sale this week. Why would eggs need to be caged?

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Why do people have cats as pets? Cats are nocturnal. People are not.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Why do people think that mirrors make a room look bigger? It's the same room in the mirror.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Why is it called a "bender" when you drink a lot? What is being bent?

Monday, August 08, 2005

Just for you Snake :

Why do you never hear the word "humongous" anymore?

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Is dry cleaning really dry?

Monday, August 01, 2005

Why are they called butterflies? Butter doesn't fly.