Thursday, November 26, 2009

Overheard at the Thanksgiving table in reference to the turkey:

"This is definitely done, I think."

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Why are there many different kinds of mustard but only one kind of ketchup?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Seen in the seafood case at the local A&P:

Imitation crab meat
Wild caught

How do you catch a fake crab?

Friday, November 13, 2009

There's road on my route to work that has "Flood Route" signs. 

Is this an evacuation route in case of flooding or are they trying to direct floodwaters to minimize damage?

Sunday, November 01, 2009

I saw a herd of dairy cows that were the skinniest, boniest cows I've ever seen.  Is that were low-fat milk comes from?