Saturday, April 30, 2005

How do you grow seedless watermelons?

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Why are men willing to make complete fools of themselves on national television dancing in an endzone but they refuse to set foot on a dancefloor?

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Explain capri pants to me. They're too short to be pants and too long to be shorts.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Why do people run upstairs while being chased in horror movies? There are no exits on the second floor.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Why do men have nipples?

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Where on the keyboard is the any key?

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Why do you have to press "Start" if you want to turn off the computer?

Monday, April 18, 2005

Why are they called Robin Redbreast if they are orange?

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Is it considered "instant" messaging if you type very slowly with one finger?

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Why do socks come in packages of six if there are seven days in a week?

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Why are people so concerned about radon in their homes while they are putting chemicals on their lawns that are so toxic that little flags have to be used to warn people not to step on them?

Monday, April 11, 2005

Why is it that people move to the suburbs for the peace and quiet and then hire gardeners who use machines so loud they make your ears bleed?

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Why do people try to drive through floods? Cars can't swim.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

When did brown become a flavor?

Monday, April 04, 2005

What happens to all the daylight we save?

Sunday, April 03, 2005

What are we saving daylight for?