Friday, November 03, 2006
Everyone claims to love colorful fall foliage so why do they expend so much time, effort and money removing every last "beautiful" leaf from their yards?
Friday, September 29, 2006
Monday, August 28, 2006
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Friday, July 14, 2006
If swimming is supposed to be a great way to lose weight, why are whales fat?
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Why are they called "buffalo wings"? Buffalos don't have wings.
Sunday, April 30, 2006
There is an email going around about lethal mulch from Target. Seems pet owners are allowing their dogs/cats to eat the cocoa shell mulch they installed in their gardens. Since it is widely known that ingesting chocolate is lethal to dogs and cats and cocoa beans are the source of chocolate, why are people surprised that pets are dying?
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
My friend Chris is wondering:
"How does your sewing machine know where the holes in the buttons are?"
"How does your sewing machine know where the holes in the buttons are?"
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Why are they called "dust bunnies"? The dust part I get but . . . bunnies?
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Any guesses about what this vendor is selling?
Hint: this is the same garden show where another vendor was selling rusty garden furniture.Sunday, March 05, 2006
I went to a garden show recently. One of the vendors was selling rusty garden furniture:
Why would anyone want to buy rusty garden furniture?
Why would anyone want to buy rusty garden furniture?
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Wild-caught sea scallops are on special this week. Why are they so special? How difficult could it have been to catch them? Scallops don't move.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Saturday, February 11, 2006
I have a long-haired cat who sheds unbelievable amounts of hair. Why does he never go bald?
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Groundhog Day Special Edition!
Why do people think a rodent is better at predicting the weather than professional meteorologists using modern technology?
Why do people think a rodent is better at predicting the weather than professional meteorologists using modern technology?
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Are the lifeguards for clothing optional beaches also . . . clothing optional?
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Friday, January 06, 2006
Another reenactor question:
How do the women get those enormous hoops inside the narrow Port-O-Potties?
How do the women get those enormous hoops inside the narrow Port-O-Potties?
Monday, January 02, 2006
A question for reenactors:
How do you know when you're dead?
How do you know when you're dead?
Monday, December 26, 2005
This time of year I get a lot of solicitations for donations. Why is no one soliciting donations to free eight tiny reindeer forced to pull an obese man in sled crammed with consumer goods for an entire night with no food, no water and no rest except for very brief stops on rooftops?
Saturday, December 24, 2005
I found myself using the expression "More (noun) than you can shake a stick at". Why would anyone want to shake a stick at something?
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Why do people rush out to buy snow shovels before every snowstorm? What happened to the snow shovels they purchased prior to previous snowstorms?
Sunday, December 11, 2005
I saw a great bumper sticker today:
It's called Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em?
It's called Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em?
