Friday, November 03, 2006

Everyone claims to love colorful fall foliage so why do they expend so much time, effort and money removing every last "beautiful" leaf from their yards?

Friday, September 29, 2006

Why are there no father-in-law jokes?

Monday, August 28, 2006

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Sunday, August 20, 2006

How does aspirin find the pain?

Saturday, August 19, 2006

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Can you cry underwater?

Thursday, August 10, 2006

How do you give "up"? What exactly is "up"?

Friday, July 14, 2006

If swimming is supposed to be a great way to lose weight, why are whales fat?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Why do people paint the aluminum siding on their houses?

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Why are they called "buffalo wings"? Buffalos don't have wings.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

There is an email going around about lethal mulch from Target. Seems pet owners are allowing their dogs/cats to eat the cocoa shell mulch they installed in their gardens. Since it is widely known that ingesting chocolate is lethal to dogs and cats and cocoa beans are the source of chocolate, why are people surprised that pets are dying?

Thursday, April 20, 2006

How do dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

Sunday, April 16, 2006

What is the speed of dark?

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

My friend Chris is wondering:

"How does your sewing machine know where the holes in the buttons are?"

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Why are they called "dust bunnies"? The dust part I get but . . . bunnies?

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Any guesses about what this vendor is selling?

Hint: this is the same garden show where another vendor was selling rusty garden furniture.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

I went to a garden show recently. One of the vendors was selling rusty garden furniture:

Why would anyone want to buy rusty garden furniture?

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Wild-caught sea scallops are on special this week. Why are they so special? How difficult could it have been to catch them? Scallops don't move.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

When did "podium" become a verb?

Saturday, February 11, 2006

I have a long-haired cat who sheds unbelievable amounts of hair. Why does he never go bald?

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Groundhog Day Special Edition!

Why do people think a rodent is better at predicting the weather than professional meteorologists using modern technology?

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Where does dust come from?

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Are the lifeguards for clothing optional beaches also . . . clothing optional?

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

What's "agog"?

Friday, January 06, 2006

Another reenactor question:

How do the women get those enormous hoops inside the narrow Port-O-Potties?

Monday, January 02, 2006

A question for reenactors:

How do you know when you're dead?