Saturday, May 28, 2005

Why are actressess getting skinnier while the average American woman is getting fatter?

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Why is it called the "United Nations"? They've never been united about anything.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Why is boxing called "The Sweet Science"? There's nothing sweet about two men beating each other to a pulp.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Those cars with the enormous speakers that play music so loud the windows in your house rattle as they go by . . . how loud is the music INSIDE the car?

Friday, May 20, 2005

Same trip to the grocery store, the guy ahead of me is buying "Farm Fresh All-Natural Eggs". Aren't all eggs natural?

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

I saw this sign in the Produce Department of the grocery store "Pick of the Week - Tropical Mangos". Aren't all mangos "tropical"?

Monday, May 16, 2005

Why are they called "kitten heels"? Cats don't wear shoes.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Why are they called "toadstools"? Toads don't use furniture.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Speaking of cockroaches, since they are virtually indestructible, are cockroaches considered job security for exterminators?

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Why is it illegal in my town to feed the feral cats but legal to feed the deer? (For those of you in other parts of the country, there are more deer than cockroaches in New Jersey)

Sunday, May 08, 2005

If dogs do the dog paddle when they swim, what do cats do when they swim?

Friday, May 06, 2005

Why is it called air conditioning? How do you condition air?

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Cock Flavored Soup . . . this is a poultry product, right?

Monday, May 02, 2005

Would John R. Bolton have an easier time getting confirmed as ambassador to the UN if he applied a little Just For Men to his moustache?