Why are actressess getting skinnier while the average American woman is getting fatter?

Why is it called the "United Nations"? They've never been united about anything.

Why is boxing called "The Sweet Science"? There's nothing sweet about two men beating each other to a pulp.

Those cars with the enormous speakers that play music so loud the windows in your house rattle as they go by . . . how loud is the music INSIDE the car?

Same trip to the grocery store, the guy ahead of me is buying "Farm Fresh All-Natural Eggs". Aren't all eggs natural?

I saw this sign in the Produce Department of the grocery store "Pick of the Week - Tropical Mangos". Aren't all mangos "tropical"?

Why are they called "kitten heels"? Cats don't wear shoes.

Why are they called "toadstools"? Toads don't use furniture.

Speaking of cockroaches, since they are virtually indestructible, are cockroaches considered job security for exterminators?

Why is it illegal in my town to feed the feral cats but legal to feed the deer? (For those of you in other parts of the country, there are more deer than cockroaches in New Jersey)

If dogs do the dog paddle when they swim, what do cats do when they swim?

Why is it called air conditioning? How do you condition air?

Cock Flavored Soup . . . this is a poultry product, right?

Would John R. Bolton have an easier time getting confirmed as ambassador to the UN if he applied a little Just For Men to his moustache?