There is an email going around about lethal mulch from Target. Seems pet owners are allowing their dogs/cats to eat the cocoa shell mulch they installed in their gardens. Since it is widely known that ingesting chocolate is lethal to dogs and cats and cocoa beans are the source of chocolate, why are people surprised that pets are dying?

How do dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

What is the speed of dark?

My friend Chris is wondering:

"How does your sewing machine know where the holes in the buttons are?"

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?