Overheard at the Thanksgiving table in reference to the turkey:

"This is definitely done, I think."

Why are there many different kinds of mustard but only one kind of ketchup?

Seen in the seafood case at the local A&P:

Imitation crab meat
Wild caught

How do you catch a fake crab?

There's road on my route to work that has "Flood Route" signs. 

Is this an evacuation route in case of flooding or are they trying to direct floodwaters to minimize damage?

I saw a herd of dairy cows that were the skinniest, boniest cows I've ever seen.  Is that were low-fat milk comes from?