Two rabbits have moved into my backyard.  We all know that means there will soon be way more than two rabbits.  Which led me to wonder:

If humans use rabbits to confirm pregnancy, what do rabbits use?

The Shake of the Month at my gym is Tropical Blossom.

It's made with strawberries.

Since when did strawberries become a tropical fruit?

Sign on a two story building:

RENT THREE FLOORS

Advertisement at a strip mall:  SALT

Stores in the strip mall:  AT&T, Footlocker and Beauty Supply.

I wonder which one is selling the salt?

After the big blizzard, all of the main highways were plowed but none of the exits had been plowed.

Why bother plowing a road if drivers can't get on it or off of it?

The vet wants to do a urine test on my cat.

How do you get a cat to pee in a cup?

I saw a guy at the gym today lifting weights with one hand and talking on his cellphone with the other.  I couldn't help wondering what was so incredibly important that it couldn't wait until after his workout.

Sign on a local pet store:

LIVE BAIT!

Is it just me or is that deeply disturbing?

I work out at a gym three times a week. 

So why is it that I always try to park as close to the store as possible even if it means squeezing into spaces so tight that I can barely get my car door open?

Sign on a truck:

RELIABLE TIRE CO.

As opposed to unreliable tires?

Sign at a local nursery:

FRUIT TREES ARE IN

In what?

Subject line on an email:  Keep Cool with Frozen Hot Chocolate.

How can it be frozen and hot at the same time?

I bought a package of Hebrew National hot dogs.  It has 7 hot dogs in it.  Are odd numbers part of Kosher cuisine?

I saw a woman on a bike pulling into a yard sale.  How did she think she was going to carry her purchases home?

There's a woman at the gym who wears a sports bra over a regular bra.  Kinda like wearing a belt and suspenders.

I was watching an eagle cam today and a popup ad appeared suggesting I search for "used eagle".

What's a "used eagle" and why would I want to search for one?

Why is it called a greenhouse if it's not green?

Cats always land on feet, toast lands butter side down. What if you strap buttered toast to a cat?

I'm reading a cookbook from 1896.

Recipe:  Turtlehead Soup

First Ingredient:  1 Calf's Head

Huh?

I don't understand the controversy surrounding Tiger Woods' apology.  He is obviously in a 12-step program and this is the step where he has to make amends to all the people he has hurt.

Which is basically everybody.