Thursday, June 30, 2005

Why this sudden fad for those huge elephant ear garden plants? They look like they belong in a jungle, not New Jersey.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Why do people live in flood zones? They know their houses will fill with water when it rains. They know all of their possessions will be destroyed. And there they are every time, on the evening news, bravely vowing to rebuild as if it will never happen again.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Those poor bushes that have been trimmed in an unnatural spiral shape . . . why do people think that is attractive?

Friday, June 24, 2005

Whatever happened to fern bars?

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Socks worn with sandals . . . why? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sandals?

Sunday, June 19, 2005

I don't understand why worms are used as bait. Worms don't live in water, so fish have never seen them. Why would they think they are good to eat?

Friday, June 17, 2005

Do fish get thirsty?

Monday, June 13, 2005

Why does the ice cream truck always show up at dinner time?

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Why is everyone building walls around their gardens? The flowers look like they are in prison.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Why is it that when it gets really hot during the summer, everyone flocks to the beach where it is even hotter?

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Are all Toyota Camrys silver?

Friday, June 03, 2005

What the hell is taupe?

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

What is the difference between white and winter white?