Because they always fool us with the old "Tourist Season, Wabbit Season" routine...
You must live in a "gun-crazed" part of the country. Around here, few people would think of their gun racks upon seeing the expression "Tourist Season," though they might rush to the bookstore to buy the Carl Hiassen novel of the same name.
I guess I never pictured New Jersey as a big tourist destination...well other than Atlantic City. If I do visit I will remember to wear kevlar.
Maybe it would be more fun to run them over.
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