Monday, December 26, 2005

This time of year I get a lot of solicitations for donations. Why is no one soliciting donations to free eight tiny reindeer forced to pull an obese man in sled crammed with consumer goods for an entire night with no food, no water and no rest except for very brief stops on rooftops?

1 comment:

Isaac Carmichael said...

PETA is jealous of animals with magical powers.